Romantasy Sticker | 500 Year Old He's Not That Old | Book Lover Fae Vinyl Decal
$4.50
🐉 Five hundred years old? That's practically young in romantasy.
If you've ever defended your favorite fictional male by saying, "He's not that old..." ..this sticker was made for you.
Inspired by the wonderfully unhinged logic of fantasy readers everywhere, this playful retro-inspired design features a vintage pin-up aesthetic, magical books, a dragon tattoo, and a cozy cup of tea. It's the perfect conversation starter for anyone whose book boyfriend happens to have lived through several centuries.
Because in fantasy? Age is just a number... right?
Perfect for:
📚 Kindle & eReaders
💻 Laptops
🎒 Water bottles
📖 Reading journals
☕ Reading mugs
📚 Book carts & bookshelves
Sticker Features
• Premium glossy waterproof vinyl
• Scratch-resistant laminate
• Professionally printed with vibrant colors
• Fade-resistant for long-lasting use
• Durable for everyday adventures
• Easy, bubble-free application
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Colors & print
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